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the face of a woman who's having too much fun
#i get her#get his ass queen#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#light novel#gyokuyou#she's the OG jinmao shipper
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monica barbaro served so much cunt in the bar scene i love her sm
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangshan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#mianmian#Jiang Cheng stays quiet after JGS says his foul little lie about WWX not respecting or liking him.#And because it's an audio format there isn't any other information we get on what he does.#Probably sit there in silence. Fermenting on his festering abandonment issues.#I think JC has a bit of a delicate heart when it comes to the last few things he has to hold on to.#And damn if JGS can see right into that weakness. He's got a mercury tongue. Silvery and poisonous.#I know LWJ makes his rebuttal more for preserving WWX's face than reassuring JC.#But I also know they *did* team up in the past and they do have a lot in common. And canonically can't stand each other.#They are my funny little duo and I'm the one drawing the comic. I can bake my own crumbs.#Would LWJ actually comfort JC? I don't think he knows how to comfort anyone actually. Not even himself.#JC is struggling so badly in this meeting. I'm glad there are other people in this awful meeting to tag in while he has a quiet cry.#Who's ready for Mianmian to go off next comic? Let's give a 'GET HIS ASS GIRL' to our queen!
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jan that was a massive fucking slay. they could never make me hate you
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Prompt 345
Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!
(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really)
So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made.
First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts.
The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt.
“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-”
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Halfa Trio#Dark Ages Ship#Dad Pariah Dark#He didn’t get a choice about it#The sarcophagus opened and Clockwork dumped the trio into his arms before he could fully wake up#Core bonded before he even registered anything#Look one has blue skin & one has white hair & one has green hair#He’s like 60% wondering if they’re actuall his & Clockwork’s & not gettin an answer#Clockwork is having fun acting as queen regent while Pariah takes care of de-aged trio#Gettin to kick the Observants’ asses while PD accidentally heals his torn core#Look a family-obsession would actually make sense for a ghost king-#he just also buckled under the weight of the Realm without a council#Because he insisted he could make it work as everyone else repaired the at the time#war torn zone from (insert thing lost to time here)#Tucker's ghost form has blue skin & gold eyes#Sam's has red eyes & dark green hair
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You've seen Tate punching Ford now it's Emma-May's turn to have fun <3
#get his cheating ass queen!#juddrawing#gravity falls#emma may dixon#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket
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he got sooo dramatic after getting to date mo smh
#19 days#tianshan#he tian#like alright we get IT youre head over heels get over itt no need to show it to the WORLD..#really if mo still hasnt got tired of his drama queen ass then you know its for life LMAOO#also fuck.. im ashamed to admit it but as i was rereading the last few chapters to compile this post-#i was giggling soo much it was embarrassing.. 19 days really got me on a chokehold.. shits HILARIOUS#i KNOW most people are mad bc the pacing is not all that great but im DYING of laughter likee QIU WAS FUCKING MISERABLE LMFAOO
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I read fumbling towards ecstasy by cateye360 And it was fucking amazing Uncensored Version on the SatoSho Discord
#but listen#the under the table trop just HITS every time#the leg pull is what did it for me#but also the way she jumps him after#ugh if gojo was allowed hed be the kind of bf who would grab shokos ass in public just to mark his terretory#bitch gets away with everything and it makes him cocky#satosho#shoko being the queen of having a straight face#satoshoko#fanart#jjk#jjk fanart#shoko ieiri#gojo satoru
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"And what if I refuse? Will you burn me, as you did Aegon?"
"Aegon will be king again [...] and you'll be dead"
She loves her cockroach husband 🙏🏻😭
#helaena targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#helaegon#anti aemond targaryen#anti helaemond#drag his ass#get him queen
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after the events of three in the morning, safe inside Athena just kinda tucked ody under her wings.
Idk why I think that but anyway it's cannon now that after ody gets thoroughly fucked Athena pulls him close and wraps her wings around him like a cocoon
yessss she sort of chirrups and coos down at him with the owl head tilting, nuzzling at him as she cleans up. she'd do it to penelope too but homegirl is practically steaming from how overheated all the exercise made her so she just goes and usually falls asleep face down on the bed until she's cool enough that athena can drag her closer as well.
in general i think athena would be there for the aftercare because I don't see post canon odypen knowing when to call it quits, which leads to both of them being absolutely exhausted and useless after the last round. she usually just rolls her eyes shakes her head and handles it all; but they both know she's awake for hours just trilling down at them and staring happily.
#sometimes one of them wake up and they murmur sweet nothings and 'how was your day's#odypenath#suggestive#odysseus#penelope#athena#pen felt guilty once and asked if she should take over but athena looked so distressed she immediately took it back “NO DONT MAKE THAT FACE#“YOU CAN HAVE MY HUSBAND HERE TAKE ODYSSEUS GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE”#athena is still figuring out being touched but till then she can at least cuddle with people she trusts when theyre at their most vulnerabl#with no expectations#“is the body fluids not... repulsive to you though?”#“no. you should have seen both of us when odysseus got his first period.”#“i still dont know how we got that much blood over so many things.”#“why didnt u go to ur. ur mom”#“we did. eventually. after athena maybe consulted the olympians in a panic”#“i dont think queen anticlea ever respected me quite the same ever again”#“to be fair we were both almost in tears and were convinced i was giving birth”#asks#odypen
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"i will not face a women in combat. it is demeaning."
and so, jasnah stabbed him straight through the throat.
#SLAY QUEEN#get *claps* his *claps* ass#jasnah kholin#stormlight archive#fin reads stormlight#brandon sanderson#the stormlight archive#cosmere#rhythm of war
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I want to petition for a nero redesign
#dmc4#my art#art#fanart#digital art#devil may cry#dmc#dmc5#devil may cry 4#devil may cry 5#dmc nero#nero dmc#Ok hear me tf out because his ass got the craziest glowdown. ur telling me Kyrie let him wear that raggedy ass sweater?#he ditched red queens back holster? a new coat? coats are iconic for the boys#dont even get me started on what happened to blue rose.#anyway. its a mix of 4 and 5 stuff#also i gave his thing 3 coattail segments so he can have a lil daddy dearest tie in.
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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BABY GIRL, BABY, MY LITTLE WARRIOR PRINCESS, YES
#amy rose#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic movie spoilers#idk what tag people are using but AMYYYYYYYYYY#I LOVE YOU QUEEN#GET HIS ASS#sonic the hedgehog
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I’ve seen people talk about cringefail loser Robin Stewart trying to give his assassination target a blowjob but absolutely no one prepared me for the fact that letting Robin blow him was the sum total of Lymond’s plan on how to evade assassination. Do u mean to tell me he’s literally femme fatale-ing him?? He’s straight up just trying to seduce this guy into not killing him??? He’s being a manic pixie dream Irish guy on purpose?????
There’s an alternate version of this book entirely from Robin’s POV that’s just a romantic hitman drama
#me#lymond chronicles#queens play#lymond chronicles spoilers#also amazingly funny that it DIDNT WORK#lymond puts in months worth of seduction and manic pixie dream rizz#just for Robin to figure out who he is; get interrupted at one bj attempt; and immediately decide ‘no yeah fuck it’#‘his ass is getting nightshaded’
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reworking this old ass oc and trying to figure out colors <3
#red shoes and the seven dwarfs#rsatsd#prince average#digital art#purinsu art#points at the screen. THATS THE RED PRINCE!!! SON OF THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!!!!#except not really bc hes actually the jabberwock#DID YALL EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME. OFC MY RED SHOES OC IS THE JABBERWOCK#OFC USERNAME JABBERWOCKPRINCE MAKES AN OC THATS A PRINCE AND THE JABBERWOCK#anyway. these two are dysfunctinal codependent gays who cant stand each other but terribly miss their old friendship#very big 'i hate you but only i get to make fun of you and make your life miserable. no one else gets to do that. just me' vibes#and then me giving prince average an ungodly amount of depth#cause come on. hes the HUNTER. FROM SNOW WHITE. YOU CANT JUST GIVE ME A GUY BASED ON THAT MF AND NOT EXPECT ME TO GO INSANE#so tldr: average is supposed to kill the jabberwock. the jabberwock turns out to be his only childhood friend#average gets cursed. red prince wants to Not Be The Jabberwock. they start using each other for their own goals#i got to 13K words for this super self indulgent fanfic abt them on ao3 and now i have a whole ass twine chart for them
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